
French Street, Kent
House Signs in French Street
French Street isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £60
What house signs looks like round here
Personalised slate house signs and number plaques.
We work with French Street businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why French Street businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "house signs french street"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
House Signs — the French Street map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where French Street is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
House Signs, and a word about French Street
French Street is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to French Street, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the French Street job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: House Signs in French Street
Delaney Group — French Street. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 37
Enquiries / month
8.5s → 1.1s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£800
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in French Street: Slate Carving
Everything below has its own French Street page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
House Signs without the French Street bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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