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Gardie, Shetland Islands

Corporate Gifts in Gardie

Gardie isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.

from £75

What corporate gifts looks like round here

Branded slate coasters, plaques and desk items.

We work with Gardie businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Gardie businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "corporate gifts gardie"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Corporate Gifts — the Gardie map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Gardie is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Corporate Gifts, and a word about Gardie

Gardie is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Gardie. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.

We're not local to Gardie, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Gardie job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: Corporate Gifts in Gardie

Whitlock & Co — Gardie. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.

What we built

  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell

What happened

Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.

7 → 30

Enquiries / month

7.4s → 1.8s

Load time

18 days

Built in

£1750

Cost

"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."

Also in Gardie: Slate Carving

Everything below has its own Gardie page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Address PlaquesBespoke Slate ProjectsBusiness SignsCustom EngravingFarm SignsGarden SignsHotel SignsHouse SignsMemorial PlaquesPub Signs

Corporate Gifts without the Gardie bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All slate carving
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Address Plaques

Clear, durable address markers in natural slate.

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Bespoke Slate Projects

One-off slate pieces designed and carved to your brief.

from £99More slate carving

Business Signs

Professional slate signage for shops, pubs and offices.

from £120

Corporate Gifts near Gardie

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Gardie town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
Get in touch

Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.