Gorgie, City of Edinburgh
Slate Carving in Gorgie
Gorgie isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Gorgie businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Gorgie businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving gorgie"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Gorgie map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Gorgie is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Gorgie
Gorgie is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
We're not local to Gorgie, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Gorgie process.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Gorgie
Rowntree Ltd — Gorgie. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 70
Enquiries / month
9.0s → 1.7s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£1100
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Gorgie: Services
Everything below has its own Gorgie page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Gorgie bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Gorgie
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Gorgie town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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