Roseburn, City of Edinburgh
Slate Carving in Roseburn
Half the Roseburn search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Roseburn businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Roseburn businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving roseburn"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Roseburn map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Roseburn is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Roseburn
You won't win Roseburn on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Roseburn job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Roseburn
Okafor Ltd — Roseburn. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
7 → 66
Enquiries / month
7.6s → 1.7s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£1250
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Roseburn: Services
Everything below has its own Roseburn page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Roseburn bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Roseburn
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Roseburn town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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