
Orchard Brae, City of Edinburgh
Slate Carving in Orchard Brae
Your competitors in Orchard Brae are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Orchard Brae businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Orchard Brae businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving orchard brae"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Orchard Brae map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Orchard Brae is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Orchard Brae
You won't win Orchard Brae on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
Send us the name of your Orchard Brae business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Orchard Brae
Bellamy Trading — Orchard Brae. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Plenty of traffic, no enquiries. People landed, got confused, and left to ring someone else.
What we built
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
What happened
Ranked top three locally for the phrases that actually pay, not vanity keywords.
9 → 62
Enquiries / month
6.8s → 1.4s
Load time
20 days
Built in
£1700
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Orchard Brae: Services
Everything below has its own Orchard Brae page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Orchard Brae bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Orchard Brae
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Orchard Brae town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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