Grade, Cornwall
Slate Carving in Grade
Grade isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Grade businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Grade businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving grade"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Grade map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Grade is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Grade
Grade is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Grade. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
We're not local to Grade, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your Grade business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Grade
Ashworth & Daughters — Grade. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 34
Enquiries / month
6.4s → 1.5s
Load time
13 days
Built in
£2150
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Grade: Services
Everything below has its own Grade page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Grade bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Grade
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Grade town centre.
- Slate Carving in Cadgwith1 km
- Slate Carving in St Ruan1 km
- Slate Carving in Ruan Minor1 km
- Slate Carving in Church Cove1 km
- Slate Carving in Landewednack1 km
- Slate Carving in Lizard2 km
- Slate Carving in Housel Bay2 km
- Slate Carving in Poltesco2 km
- Slate Carving in Treal2 km
- Slate Carving in Ruan Major3 km
- Slate Carving in Kuggar3 km
- Slate Carving in Gwenter5 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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