Lizard, Cornwall
Slate Carving in Lizard
Your competitors in Lizard are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Lizard businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Lizard businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving lizard"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 906 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Lizard map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Lizard is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Lizard
You won't win Lizard on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Half the businesses round Lizard are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Lizard job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Lizard
Pemberton Bros — Lizard. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
5 → 37
Enquiries / month
7.5s → 1.3s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£1000
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Lizard: Services
Everything below has its own Lizard page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Lizard bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Lizard
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Lizard town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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