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Hey Houses, Lancashire

House Signs in Hey Houses

Hey Houses isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.

from £60

What house signs looks like round here

Personalised slate house signs and number plaques.

We work with Hey Houses businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Hey Houses businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "house signs hey houses"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

House Signs — the Hey Houses map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Hey Houses is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

House Signs, and a word about Hey Houses

Hey Houses is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.

We're not local to Hey Houses, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Hey Houses job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: House Signs in Hey Houses

Delaney Group — Hey Houses. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.

What we built

  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out

What happened

Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.

3 → 62

Enquiries / month

8.3s → 1.1s

Load time

21 days

Built in

£1100

Cost

"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."

Also in Hey Houses: Slate Carving

Everything below has its own Hey Houses page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Address PlaquesBespoke Slate ProjectsBusiness SignsCorporate GiftsCustom EngravingFarm SignsGarden SignsHotel SignsMemorial PlaquesPub Signs

House Signs without the Hey Houses bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All slate carving
More slate carving

Address Plaques

Clear, durable address markers in natural slate.

from £50More slate carving

Bespoke Slate Projects

One-off slate pieces designed and carved to your brief.

from £99More slate carving

Business Signs

Professional slate signage for shops, pubs and offices.

from £120

House Signs near Hey Houses

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Hey Houses town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
Get in touch

Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.