
Hollands, Somerset
Social Media in Hollands
Hollands isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Hollands businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Hollands businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media hollands"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Hollands map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Hollands is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Hollands
Hollands is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to Hollands, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Hollands job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Hollands
Pemberton Bros — Hollands. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
6 → 56
Enquiries / month
8.7s → 1.3s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£750
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Hollands: Services
Everything below has its own Hollands page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Hollands bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Hollands
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Hollands town centre.
- Social Media in Yeovil1 km
- Social Media in Goar Knap1 km
- Social Media in Coppits Hill2 km
- Social Media in Preston Plucknett2 km
- Social Media in Pen Mill2 km
- Social Media in Yeovil Marsh2 km
- Social Media in Little Lyde2 km
- Social Media in Houndstone3 km
- Social Media in Thorne Coffin3 km
- Social Media in Lufton3 km
- Social Media in Up Mudford3 km
- Social Media in Lower Vagg3 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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