Thorne Coffin, Somerset
Social Media in Thorne Coffin
Half the Thorne Coffin search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Thorne Coffin businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Thorne Coffin businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media thorne coffin"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Thorne Coffin map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Thorne Coffin is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Thorne Coffin
You won't win Thorne Coffin on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Somerset isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Thorne Coffin process.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Thorne Coffin
Whitlock & Co — Thorne Coffin. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
10 → 69
Enquiries / month
9.2s → 1.8s
Load time
16 days
Built in
£2050
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Thorne Coffin: Services
Everything below has its own Thorne Coffin page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Thorne Coffin bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Thorne Coffin
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Thorne Coffin town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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