How Green, Kent
House Signs in How Green
How Green isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £60
What house signs looks like round here
Personalised slate house signs and number plaques.
We work with How Green businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why How Green businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "house signs how green"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
House Signs — the How Green map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where How Green is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
House Signs, and a word about How Green
How Green is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
We're not local to How Green, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your How Green business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: House Signs in How Green
Okafor Ltd — How Green. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
7 → 39
Enquiries / month
6.8s → 1.7s
Load time
21 days
Built in
£1350
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in How Green: Slate Carving
Everything below has its own How Green page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
House Signs without the How Green bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
House Signs near How Green
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from How Green town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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