Hoy, Orkney Islands
AI Content Creation in Hoy
Half the Hoy search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £100/page
What ai content creation looks like round here
Draft blogs, pages and product descriptions faster, then we human-edit them.
We work with Hoy businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Hoy businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "ai content creation hoy"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
AI Content Creation — the Hoy map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Hoy is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
AI Content Creation, and a word about Hoy
You won't win Hoy on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Orkney Islands isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Hoy job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: AI Content Creation in Hoy
Pemberton Bros — Hoy. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
4 → 45
Enquiries / month
6.4s → 1.3s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£1500
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Hoy: AI & Automation
Everything below has its own Hoy page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
AI Content Creation without the Hoy bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
AI Appointment Booking
Customers book slots by chatting, day or night.
from £399More ai & automationAI Chatbots
Answer common questions 24/7 and qualify leads while you sleep.
from £249More ai & automationAI Customer Support
Handle routine support queries without hiring a call centre.
from £350/moAI Content Creation near Hoy
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Hoy town centre.
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- AI Content Creation in Outertown7 km
- AI Content Creation in Petertown7 km
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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