
Hoy, Orkney Islands
Email Automation in Hoy
Half the Hoy search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £350
What email automation looks like round here
Follow-ups, reminders and nurture sequences that run themselves.
We work with Hoy businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Hoy businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "email automation hoy"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Email Automation — the Hoy map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Hoy is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Email Automation, and a word about Hoy
You won't win Hoy on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Hoy process.
Real-world example
Example: Email Automation in Hoy
Ashworth & Daughters — Hoy. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
6 → 56
Enquiries / month
9.1s → 1.5s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£1700
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Hoy: AI & Automation
Everything below has its own Hoy page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Email Automation without the Hoy bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Customers book slots by chatting, day or night.
from £399More ai & automationAI Chatbots
Answer common questions 24/7 and qualify leads while you sleep.
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from £100/pageEmail Automation near Hoy
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Hoy town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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