
Illogan, Cornwall
Bespoke Slate Projects in Illogan
Your competitors in Illogan are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £99
What bespoke slate projects looks like round here
One-off slate pieces designed and carved to your brief.
We work with Illogan businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Illogan businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "bespoke slate projects illogan"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Bespoke Slate Projects — the Illogan map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Illogan is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Bespoke Slate Projects, and a word about Illogan
You won't win Illogan on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Illogan process.
Real-world example
Example: Bespoke Slate Projects in Illogan
Ashworth & Daughters — Illogan. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
9 → 29
Enquiries / month
6.8s → 1.5s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£1600
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Illogan: Slate Carving
Everything below has its own Illogan page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Bespoke Slate Projects without the Illogan bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Bespoke Slate Projects near Illogan
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Illogan town centre.
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Tell us what you need
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