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Kettering, North Northamptonshire

Bespoke Slate Projects in Kettering

Kettering isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.

from £99

What bespoke slate projects looks like round here

One-off slate pieces designed and carved to your brief.

We work with Kettering businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Kettering businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "bespoke slate projects kettering"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 63,150 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Bespoke Slate Projects — the Kettering map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Kettering is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Bespoke Slate Projects, and a word about Kettering

Kettering runs on knowing a bloke who knows a bloke. Your website is for everyone who doesn't know that bloke yet.

You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Kettering. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.

We're not local to Kettering, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Kettering job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: Bespoke Slate Projects in Kettering

Kowalczyk Bros — Kettering. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.

What we built

  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds

What happened

The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.

10 → 33

Enquiries / month

9.2s → 1.3s

Load time

11 days

Built in

£900

Cost

"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."

Also in Kettering: Slate Carving

Everything below has its own Kettering page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Address PlaquesBusiness SignsCorporate GiftsCustom EngravingFarm SignsGarden SignsHotel SignsHouse SignsMemorial PlaquesPub Signs

Bespoke Slate Projects without the Kettering bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All slate carving
More slate carving

Address Plaques

Clear, durable address markers in natural slate.

from £50More slate carving

Business Signs

Professional slate signage for shops, pubs and offices.

from £120More slate carving

Corporate Gifts

Branded slate coasters, plaques and desk items.

from £75

Bespoke Slate Projects near Kettering

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Kettering town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.