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Everything in Longformacus

Longformacus, The Scottish Borders

Address Plaques in Longformacus

Your competitors in Longformacus are one bad website away from losing the job to you.

from £50

What address plaques looks like round here

Clear, durable address markers in natural slate.

We work with Longformacus businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Longformacus businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "address plaques longformacus"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Address Plaques — the Longformacus map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Longformacus is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Address Plaques, and a word about Longformacus

You won't win Longformacus on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

Half the businesses round Longformacus are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.

If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Longformacus process.

Real-world example

Example: Address Plaques in Longformacus

Okafor Ltd — Longformacus. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.

What we built

  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out

What happened

Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.

3 → 65

Enquiries / month

7.0s → 1.7s

Load time

11 days

Built in

£1400

Cost

"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."

Also in Longformacus: Slate Carving

Everything below has its own Longformacus page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Bespoke Slate ProjectsBusiness SignsCorporate GiftsCustom EngravingFarm SignsGarden SignsHotel SignsHouse SignsMemorial PlaquesPub Signs

Address Plaques without the Longformacus bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All slate carving
More slate carving

Bespoke Slate Projects

One-off slate pieces designed and carved to your brief.

from £99More slate carving

Business Signs

Professional slate signage for shops, pubs and offices.

from £120More slate carving

Corporate Gifts

Branded slate coasters, plaques and desk items.

from £75

Address Plaques near Longformacus

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Longformacus town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
Get in touch

Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.