Marple, Borough of Stockport
Slate Carving in Marple
Marple isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Marple businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Marple businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving marple"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 12,970 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Marple map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Marple is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Marple
Marple is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
We're not local to Marple, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Marple job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Marple
Pemberton Bros — Marple. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
9 → 56
Enquiries / month
6.4s → 1.3s
Load time
19 days
Built in
£1800
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Marple: Services
Everything below has its own Marple page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Marple bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Marple
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Marple town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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