Minions, Cornwall
Caps in Minions
Half the Minions search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £15
What caps looks like round here
Baseball caps and snapbacks with your logo.
We work with Minions businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Minions businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "caps minions"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Caps — the Minions map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Minions is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Caps, and a word about Minions
You won't win Minions on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Minions. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Minions job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Caps in Minions
Bellamy Trading — Minions. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
5 → 46
Enquiries / month
9.6s → 1.4s
Load time
12 days
Built in
£2050
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Minions: Workwear
Everything below has its own Minions page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Caps without the Minions bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Caps near Minions
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Minions town centre.
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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