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Minions, Cornwall

Corporate Gifts in Minions

Your competitors in Minions are one bad website away from losing the job to you.

from £75

What corporate gifts looks like round here

Branded slate coasters, plaques and desk items.

We work with Minions businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Minions businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "corporate gifts minions"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Corporate Gifts — the Minions map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Minions is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Corporate Gifts, and a word about Minions

You won't win Minions on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Minions. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.

If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Minions job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: Corporate Gifts in Minions

Merriman & Sons — Minions. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.

What we built

  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring

What happened

Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.

4 → 45

Enquiries / month

7.7s → 1.6s

Load time

10 days

Built in

£1900

Cost

"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."

Also in Minions: Slate Carving

Everything below has its own Minions page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Address PlaquesBespoke Slate ProjectsBusiness SignsCustom EngravingFarm SignsGarden SignsHotel SignsHouse SignsMemorial PlaquesPub Signs

Corporate Gifts without the Minions bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All slate carving
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Address Plaques

Clear, durable address markers in natural slate.

from £50More slate carving

Bespoke Slate Projects

One-off slate pieces designed and carved to your brief.

from £99More slate carving

Business Signs

Professional slate signage for shops, pubs and offices.

from £120

Corporate Gifts near Minions

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Minions town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
Get in touch

Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.