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Minions, Cornwall

Fleet Branding in Minions

Minions isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.

from £1,500

What fleet branding looks like round here

Consistent design across every vehicle in your fleet.

We work with Minions businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Minions businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "fleet branding minions"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Fleet Branding — the Minions map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Minions is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Fleet Branding, and a word about Minions

Minions is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Minions. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.

We're not local to Minions, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Minions job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: Fleet Branding in Minions

Pemberton Bros — Minions. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.

What we built

  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile

What happened

The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.

4 → 42

Enquiries / month

8.8s → 1.3s

Load time

17 days

Built in

£1600

Cost

"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."

Also in Minions: Vehicle Graphics

Everything below has its own Minions page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Car GraphicsMagnetic SignsTrailer GraphicsVan GraphicsWindow GraphicsBusiness WebsitesTrades WebsitesE-commerce WebsitesLocal SEOLogo Design

Fleet Branding without the Minions bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All vehicle graphics
More vehicle graphics

Car Graphics

Branding for cars that looks sharp without being tacky.

from £250More vehicle graphics

Magnetic Signs

Removable magnetic panels for leased or shared vehicles.

from £120More vehicle graphics

Trailer Graphics

Large trailer wraps and panels for maximum visibility.

from £400

Fleet Branding near Minions

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Minions town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
Get in touch

Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.