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Minions, Cornwall

Magnetic Signs in Minions

Half the Minions search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.

from £120

What magnetic signs looks like round here

Removable magnetic panels for leased or shared vehicles.

We work with Minions businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Minions businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "magnetic signs minions"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Magnetic Signs — the Minions map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Minions is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Magnetic Signs, and a word about Minions

You won't win Minions on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

Half the businesses round Minions are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

Send us the name of your Minions business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.

Real-world example

Example: Magnetic Signs in Minions

Nowak Services — Minions. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.

What we built

  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring

What happened

Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.

4 → 45

Enquiries / month

8.2s → 1.2s

Load time

18 days

Built in

£1650

Cost

"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."

Also in Minions: Vehicle Graphics

Everything below has its own Minions page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Car GraphicsFleet BrandingTrailer GraphicsVan GraphicsWindow GraphicsBusiness WebsitesTrades WebsitesE-commerce WebsitesLocal SEOLogo Design

Magnetic Signs without the Minions bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All vehicle graphics
More vehicle graphics

Car Graphics

Branding for cars that looks sharp without being tacky.

from £250More vehicle graphics

Fleet Branding

Consistent design across every vehicle in your fleet.

from £1,500More vehicle graphics

Trailer Graphics

Large trailer wraps and panels for maximum visibility.

from £400

Magnetic Signs near Minions

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Minions town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
Get in touch

Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.