Mountain Hare, Merthyr Tydfil County Borough
Corporate Gifts in Mountain Hare
Nobody in Mountain Hare rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £75
What corporate gifts looks like round here
Branded slate coasters, plaques and desk items.
We work with Mountain Hare businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Mountain Hare businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "corporate gifts mountain hare"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Corporate Gifts — the Mountain Hare map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Mountain Hare is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Corporate Gifts, and a word about Mountain Hare
Mountain Hare is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Merthyr Tydfil County Borough isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Mountain Hare process.
Real-world example
Example: Corporate Gifts in Mountain Hare
Pemberton Bros — Mountain Hare. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
10 → 66
Enquiries / month
9.8s → 1.3s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£1450
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Mountain Hare: Slate Carving
Everything below has its own Mountain Hare page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Corporate Gifts without the Mountain Hare bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Corporate Gifts near Mountain Hare
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Mountain Hare town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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