Neap, Shetland Islands
Social Media in Neap
Half the Neap search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Neap businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Neap businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media neap"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Neap map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Neap is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Neap
You won't win Neap on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Half the businesses round Neap are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Neap job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Neap
Rowntree Ltd — Neap. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
10 → 45
Enquiries / month
8.6s → 1.7s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£1150
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Neap: Services
Everything below has its own Neap page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Neap bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Neap
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Neap town centre.
- Social Media in Housabister1 km
- Social Media in Bretabister2 km
- Social Media in Laxfirth3 km
- Social Media in Billister3 km
- Social Media in Dury4 km
- Social Media in Eswick5 km
- Social Media in Skellister5 km
- Social Media in Clate5 km
- Social Media in Levaneap5 km
- Social Media in Symbister6 km
- Social Media in Saltness6 km
- Social Media in Skelberry6 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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