New Earth, Borough of Oldham
Bespoke Slate Projects in New Earth
New Earth isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £99
What bespoke slate projects looks like round here
One-off slate pieces designed and carved to your brief.
We work with New Earth businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why New Earth businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "bespoke slate projects new earth"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Bespoke Slate Projects — the New Earth map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where New Earth is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Bespoke Slate Projects, and a word about New Earth
New Earth is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Half the businesses round New Earth are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
We're not local to New Earth, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your New Earth business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Bespoke Slate Projects in New Earth
Nowak Services — New Earth. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
4 → 51
Enquiries / month
8.5s → 1.2s
Load time
12 days
Built in
£1500
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in New Earth: Slate Carving
Everything below has its own New Earth page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Bespoke Slate Projects without the New Earth bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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