New Street, Kent
House Signs in New Street
New Street isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £60
What house signs looks like round here
Personalised slate house signs and number plaques.
We work with New Street businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why New Street businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "house signs new street"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
House Signs — the New Street map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where New Street is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
House Signs, and a word about New Street
New Street is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
We're not local to New Street, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your New Street business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: House Signs in New Street
Ashworth & Daughters — New Street. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
5 → 64
Enquiries / month
9.1s → 1.5s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£2150
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in New Street: Slate Carving
Everything below has its own New Street page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
House Signs without the New Street bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
House Signs near New Street
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from New Street town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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