Newcastle Helix, Newcastle upon Tyne
Analytics in Newcastle Helix
Newcastle Helix isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Newcastle Helix businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Newcastle Helix businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics newcastle helix"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Newcastle Helix map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Newcastle Helix is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Newcastle Helix
Newcastle Helix is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
We're not local to Newcastle Helix, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your Newcastle Helix business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Newcastle Helix
Whitlock & Co — Newcastle Helix. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
8 → 67
Enquiries / month
8.7s → 1.8s
Load time
8 days
Built in
£2000
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Newcastle Helix: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Newcastle Helix page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Newcastle Helix bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
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Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
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Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
from £300/mo + spendAnalytics near Newcastle Helix
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Newcastle Helix town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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