Newcastle Helix, Newcastle upon Tyne
Social Media in Newcastle Helix
Newcastle Helix isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Newcastle Helix businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Newcastle Helix businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media newcastle helix"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Newcastle Helix map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Newcastle Helix is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Newcastle Helix
Newcastle Helix is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Newcastle Helix. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
We're not local to Newcastle Helix, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Newcastle Helix process.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Newcastle Helix
Fitzgerald Services — Newcastle Helix. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
11 → 40
Enquiries / month
7.5s → 1.2s
Load time
18 days
Built in
£1050
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Newcastle Helix: Services
Everything below has its own Newcastle Helix page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Newcastle Helix bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Newcastle Helix
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Newcastle Helix town centre.
- Social Media in Arthur's Hillnext door
- Social Media in Newcastle upon Tynenext door
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- Social Media in Town Moor1 km
- Social Media in Shieldfield2 km
- Social Media in Brandling Village2 km
- Social Media in Battle Field2 km
- Social Media in Gateshead2 km
- Social Media in Ouseburn2 km
- Social Media in South Benwell2 km
- Social Media in Teams2 km
- Social Media in Jesmond2 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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