
Noah's Ark, Kent
Email Marketing in Noah's Ark
Nobody in Noah's Ark rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £79/mo
What email marketing looks like round here
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
We work with Noah's Ark businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Noah's Ark businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "email marketing noah's ark"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Email Marketing — the Noah's Ark map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Noah's Ark is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Email Marketing, and a word about Noah's Ark
Noah's Ark is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
Send us the name of your Noah's Ark business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Email Marketing in Noah's Ark
Fitzgerald Services — Noah's Ark. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
8 → 28
Enquiries / month
6.2s → 1.2s
Load time
16 days
Built in
£1750
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Noah's Ark: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Noah's Ark page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Email Marketing without the Noah's Ark bit
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Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Noah's Ark town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
- All over the UK · Mon–Fri 8am–6pm


