
Noah's Ark, Kent
Instagram Ads in Noah's Ark
Noah's Ark isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £300/mo + spend
What instagram ads looks like round here
Visual ads built to stop the scroll and start the sale.
We work with Noah's Ark businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Noah's Ark businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "instagram ads noah's ark"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Instagram Ads — the Noah's Ark map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Noah's Ark is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Instagram Ads, and a word about Noah's Ark
Noah's Ark is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Noah's Ark. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
We're not local to Noah's Ark, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Noah's Ark job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Instagram Ads in Noah's Ark
Kaur & Co — Noah's Ark. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
10 → 57
Enquiries / month
7.2s → 1.8s
Load time
10 days
Built in
£1900
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Noah's Ark: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Noah's Ark page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Instagram Ads without the Noah's Ark bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Analytics
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
from £200More digital marketingConversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
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Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
from £79/moInstagram Ads near Noah's Ark
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Noah's Ark town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
- All over the UK · Mon–Fri 8am–6pm


