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Everything in Noah's Ark

Noah's Ark, Kent

Landing Pages in Noah's Ark

Half the Noah's Ark search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.

from £249

What landing pages looks like round here

High-converting pages built specifically for ad traffic.

We work with Noah's Ark businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Noah's Ark businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "landing pages noah's ark"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Landing Pages — the Noah's Ark map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Noah's Ark is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Landing Pages, and a word about Noah's Ark

You won't win Noah's Ark on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Noah's Ark process.

Real-world example

Example: Landing Pages in Noah's Ark

Braithwaite Group — Noah's Ark. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.

What we built

  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds

What happened

They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.

5 → 43

Enquiries / month

8.3s → 1.1s

Load time

17 days

Built in

£1100

Cost

"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."

Also in Noah's Ark: Digital Marketing

Everything below has its own Noah's Ark page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

AnalyticsConversion OptimisationEmail MarketingFacebook AdsGoogle AdsInstagram AdsLead GenerationMarketing StrategySMS MarketingBusiness Websites

Landing Pages without the Noah's Ark bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All digital marketing
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Analytics

Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.

from £200More digital marketing

Conversion Optimisation

Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.

from £350More digital marketing

Email Marketing

Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.

from £79/mo

Landing Pages near Noah's Ark

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Noah's Ark town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.