Noah's Ark, Kent
Hoodies in Noah's Ark
Nobody in Noah's Ark rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £35
What hoodies looks like round here
Custom hoodies with your logo, perfect for team and promo wear.
We work with Noah's Ark businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Noah's Ark businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "hoodies noah's ark"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Hoodies — the Noah's Ark map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Noah's Ark is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Hoodies, and a word about Noah's Ark
Noah's Ark is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Noah's Ark. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Noah's Ark process.
Real-world example
Example: Hoodies in Noah's Ark
Merriman & Sons — Noah's Ark. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
5 → 37
Enquiries / month
7.5s → 1.6s
Load time
18 days
Built in
£1550
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Noah's Ark: Workwear
Everything below has its own Noah's Ark page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Hoodies without the Noah's Ark bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Hoodies near Noah's Ark
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Noah's Ark town centre.
- Hoodies in Kemsingnext door
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- Hoodies in Heaverham2 km
- Hoodies in Wildernesse2 km
- Hoodies in Styants Bottom2 km
- Hoodies in Otford3 km
- Hoodies in Godden Green3 km
- Hoodies in Romney Street3 km
- Hoodies in Bitchet Green4 km
- Hoodies in Knatts Valley4 km
- Hoodies in Ightham Common4 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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