
Noah's Ark, Kent
Jackets in Noah's Ark
Noah's Ark isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £45
What jackets looks like round here
Professional outerwear embroidered or printed for your team.
We work with Noah's Ark businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Noah's Ark businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "jackets noah's ark"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Jackets — the Noah's Ark map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Noah's Ark is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Jackets, and a word about Noah's Ark
Noah's Ark is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to Noah's Ark, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Noah's Ark process.
Real-world example
Example: Jackets in Noah's Ark
Duffy & Sons — Noah's Ark. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
5 → 19
Enquiries / month
8.5s → 1.6s
Load time
8 days
Built in
£1700
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Noah's Ark: Workwear
Everything below has its own Noah's Ark page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Jackets without the Noah's Ark bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Jackets near Noah's Ark
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Noah's Ark town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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