
North Side, Gateshead
Slate Carving in North Side
North Side isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with North Side businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why North Side businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving north side"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the North Side map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where North Side is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about North Side
North Side is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to North Side, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the North Side process.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in North Side
Merriman & Sons — North Side. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
5 → 58
Enquiries / month
8.2s → 1.6s
Load time
10 days
Built in
£1550
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in North Side: Services
Everything below has its own North Side page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the North Side bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near North Side
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from North Side town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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