
Odd Down, Bath and North East Somerset
House Signs in Odd Down
Odd Down isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £60
What house signs looks like round here
Personalised slate house signs and number plaques.
We work with Odd Down businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Odd Down businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "house signs odd down"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
House Signs — the Odd Down map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Odd Down is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
House Signs, and a word about Odd Down
Odd Down is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to Odd Down, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Odd Down process.
Real-world example
Example: House Signs in Odd Down
Delaney Group — Odd Down. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 55
Enquiries / month
9.8s → 1.1s
Load time
13 days
Built in
£1300
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Odd Down: Slate Carving
Everything below has its own Odd Down page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
House Signs without the Odd Down bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
House Signs near Odd Down
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Odd Down town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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