Old Cleeve, Somerset
House Signs in Old Cleeve
Nobody in Old Cleeve rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £60
What house signs looks like round here
Personalised slate house signs and number plaques.
We work with Old Cleeve businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Old Cleeve businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "house signs old cleeve"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
House Signs — the Old Cleeve map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Old Cleeve is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
House Signs, and a word about Old Cleeve
Old Cleeve is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Somerset isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
Send us the name of your Old Cleeve business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: House Signs in Old Cleeve
Braithwaite Group — Old Cleeve. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
10 → 69
Enquiries / month
8.0s → 1.1s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£800
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Old Cleeve: Slate Carving
Everything below has its own Old Cleeve page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
House Signs without the Old Cleeve bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
House Signs near Old Cleeve
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Old Cleeve town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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