Old Kea, Cornwall
House Signs in Old Kea
Half the Old Kea search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £60
What house signs looks like round here
Personalised slate house signs and number plaques.
We work with Old Kea businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Old Kea businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "house signs old kea"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
House Signs — the Old Kea map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Old Kea is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
House Signs, and a word about Old Kea
You won't win Old Kea on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Cornwall isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Old Kea process.
Real-world example
Example: House Signs in Old Kea
Ashworth & Daughters — Old Kea. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 43
Enquiries / month
9.3s → 1.5s
Load time
19 days
Built in
£2150
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Old Kea: Slate Carving
Everything below has its own Old Kea page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
House Signs without the Old Kea bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
House Signs near Old Kea
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Old Kea town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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