
Old Malden, Greater London
Pub Signs in Old Malden
Old Malden isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £99
What pub signs looks like round here
Traditional carved slate signs for pubs and inns.
We work with Old Malden businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Old Malden businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "pub signs old malden"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Pub Signs — the Old Malden map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Old Malden is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Pub Signs, and a word about Old Malden
Old Malden is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to Old Malden, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Old Malden process.
Real-world example
Example: Pub Signs in Old Malden
Merriman & Sons — Old Malden. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Plenty of traffic, no enquiries. People landed, got confused, and left to ring someone else.
What we built
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
What happened
Ranked top three locally for the phrases that actually pay, not vanity keywords.
6 → 47
Enquiries / month
7.3s → 1.6s
Load time
16 days
Built in
£1400
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Old Malden: Slate Carving
Everything below has its own Old Malden page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Pub Signs without the Old Malden bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Pub Signs near Old Malden
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Old Malden town centre.
- Pub Signs in St. Jamesnext door
- Pub Signs in Worcester Parknext door
- Pub Signs in Motspur Park1 km
- Pub Signs in Alexandra1 km
- Pub Signs in Malden2 km
- Pub Signs in West Barnes2 km
- Pub Signs in New Malden2 km
- Pub Signs in Tolworth2 km
- Pub Signs in Nonsuch2 km
- Pub Signs in North Cheam2 km
- Pub Signs in Lower Morden2 km
- Pub Signs in Berrylands3 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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