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Old Malden, Greater London

Bespoke Slate Projects in Old Malden

Old Malden isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.

from £99

What bespoke slate projects looks like round here

One-off slate pieces designed and carved to your brief.

We work with Old Malden businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Old Malden businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "bespoke slate projects old malden"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Bespoke Slate Projects — the Old Malden map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Old Malden is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Bespoke Slate Projects, and a word about Old Malden

Old Malden is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

Half the businesses round Old Malden are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.

We're not local to Old Malden, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.

Send us the name of your Old Malden business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.

Real-world example

Example: Bespoke Slate Projects in Old Malden

Nowak Services — Old Malden. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.

What we built

  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense

What happened

They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.

5 → 58

Enquiries / month

9.1s → 1.2s

Load time

14 days

Built in

£1800

Cost

"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."

Also in Old Malden: Slate Carving

Everything below has its own Old Malden page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Address PlaquesBusiness SignsCorporate GiftsCustom EngravingFarm SignsGarden SignsHotel SignsHouse SignsMemorial PlaquesPub Signs

Bespoke Slate Projects without the Old Malden bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All slate carving
More slate carving

Address Plaques

Clear, durable address markers in natural slate.

from £50More slate carving

Business Signs

Professional slate signage for shops, pubs and offices.

from £120More slate carving

Corporate Gifts

Branded slate coasters, plaques and desk items.

from £75

Bespoke Slate Projects near Old Malden

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Old Malden town centre.

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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.