Onthank, East Ayrshire
Business Signs in Onthank
Half the Onthank search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £120
What business signs looks like round here
Professional slate signage for shops, pubs and offices.
We work with Onthank businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Onthank businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "business signs onthank"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Business Signs — the Onthank map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Onthank is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Business Signs, and a word about Onthank
You won't win Onthank on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Onthank process.
Real-world example
Example: Business Signs in Onthank
Duffy & Sons — Onthank. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
11 → 46
Enquiries / month
6.3s → 1.6s
Load time
12 days
Built in
£2150
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Onthank: Slate Carving
Everything below has its own Onthank page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Business Signs without the Onthank bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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