Onthank, East Ayrshire
Slate Carving in Onthank
Nobody in Onthank rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Onthank businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Onthank businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving onthank"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Onthank map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Onthank is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Onthank
Onthank is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Onthank process.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Onthank
Delaney Group — Onthank. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 46
Enquiries / month
7.4s → 1.1s
Load time
19 days
Built in
£800
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Onthank: Services
Everything below has its own Onthank page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Onthank bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Onthank
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Onthank town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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