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Everything in Orphir

Orphir, Orkney Islands

Facebook Setup in Orphir

Half the Orphir search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.

from £99

What facebook setup looks like round here

Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.

We work with Orphir businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Orphir businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "facebook setup orphir"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Facebook Setup — the Orphir map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Orphir is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Facebook Setup, and a word about Orphir

You won't win Orphir on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

Half the businesses round Orphir are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Orphir job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: Facebook Setup in Orphir

Ashworth & Daughters — Orphir. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.

What we built

  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out

What happened

They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.

5 → 52

Enquiries / month

8.8s → 1.5s

Load time

21 days

Built in

£2150

Cost

"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."

Also in Orphir: Social Media

Everything below has its own Orphir page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Cover PhotosInstagram SetupLinkedIn SetupMonthly Social ContentProfile ImagesSocial Media GraphicsTikTok SetupX (Twitter) SetupYouTube BrandingBusiness Websites

Facebook Setup without the Orphir bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All social media
More social media

Cover Photos

Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.

from £50More social media

Instagram Setup

Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.

from £99More social media

LinkedIn Setup

Personal or company page that doesn't scream 'I made this in an hour'.

from £99

Facebook Setup near Orphir

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Orphir town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.