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Patching, West Sussex

LinkedIn Setup in Patching

Your competitors in Patching are one bad website away from losing the job to you.

from £99

What linkedin setup looks like round here

Personal or company page that doesn't scream 'I made this in an hour'.

We work with Patching businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Patching businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "linkedin setup patching"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

LinkedIn Setup — the Patching map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Patching is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

LinkedIn Setup, and a word about Patching

You won't win Patching on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

The competition in West Sussex isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.

If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Patching job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: LinkedIn Setup in Patching

Pemberton Bros — Patching. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.

What we built

  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds

What happened

They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.

11 → 70

Enquiries / month

7.6s → 1.3s

Load time

17 days

Built in

£1200

Cost

"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."

Also in Patching: Social Media

Everything below has its own Patching page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Cover PhotosFacebook SetupInstagram SetupMonthly Social ContentProfile ImagesSocial Media GraphicsTikTok SetupX (Twitter) SetupYouTube BrandingBusiness Websites

LinkedIn Setup without the Patching bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All social media
More social media

Cover Photos

Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.

from £50More social media

Facebook Setup

Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.

from £99More social media

Instagram Setup

Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.

from £99

LinkedIn Setup near Patching

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Patching town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.