
Patching, West Sussex
Monthly Social Content in Patching
Patching isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £200/mo
What monthly social content looks like round here
A batch of branded posts each month, ready to schedule.
We work with Patching businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Patching businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "monthly social content patching"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Monthly Social Content — the Patching map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Patching is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Monthly Social Content, and a word about Patching
Patching is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to Patching, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Patching job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Monthly Social Content in Patching
Duffy & Sons — Patching. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
5 → 37
Enquiries / month
6.2s → 1.6s
Load time
20 days
Built in
£1400
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Patching: Social Media
Everything below has its own Patching page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Monthly Social Content without the Patching bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Monthly Social Content near Patching
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Patching town centre.
- Monthly Social Content in Hammerpot2 km
- Monthly Social Content in Angmering3 km
- Monthly Social Content in Hangleton3 km
- Monthly Social Content in High Salvington3 km
- Monthly Social Content in Findon4 km
- Monthly Social Content in Fox Lea4 km
- Monthly Social Content in Nepcote4 km
- Monthly Social Content in Salvington4 km
- Monthly Social Content in East Preston4 km
- Monthly Social Content in Poling4 km
- Monthly Social Content in Goring-by-Sea5 km
- Monthly Social Content in Wepham5 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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