Patching, West Sussex
Social Media Graphics in Patching
Half the Patching search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £25 each
What social media graphics looks like round here
Posts, stories and covers sized correctly for every platform.
We work with Patching businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Patching businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media graphics patching"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media Graphics — the Patching map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Patching is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media Graphics, and a word about Patching
You won't win Patching on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your Patching business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media Graphics in Patching
Okafor Ltd — Patching. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
7 → 63
Enquiries / month
6.9s → 1.7s
Load time
21 days
Built in
£1150
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Patching: Social Media
Everything below has its own Patching page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media Graphics without the Patching bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media Graphics near Patching
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Patching town centre.
- Social Media Graphics in Hammerpot2 km
- Social Media Graphics in Angmering3 km
- Social Media Graphics in Hangleton3 km
- Social Media Graphics in High Salvington3 km
- Social Media Graphics in Findon4 km
- Social Media Graphics in Fox Lea4 km
- Social Media Graphics in Nepcote4 km
- Social Media Graphics in Salvington4 km
- Social Media Graphics in East Preston4 km
- Social Media Graphics in Poling4 km
- Social Media Graphics in Goring-by-Sea5 km
- Social Media Graphics in Wepham5 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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