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Everything in Pity Me

Pity Me, County Durham

Google Ads in Pity Me

Nobody in Pity Me rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.

from £300/mo + spend

What google ads looks like round here

Search and display campaigns that target people ready to buy.

We work with Pity Me businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Pity Me businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "google ads pity me"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Google Ads — the Pity Me map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Pity Me is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Google Ads, and a word about Pity Me

Pity Me is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Pity Me. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.

You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Pity Me process.

Real-world example

Example: Google Ads in Pity Me

Nowak Services — Pity Me. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.

What we built

  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell

What happened

They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.

5 → 28

Enquiries / month

7.2s → 1.2s

Load time

12 days

Built in

£1250

Cost

"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."

Also in Pity Me: Digital Marketing

Everything below has its own Pity Me page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

AnalyticsConversion OptimisationEmail MarketingFacebook AdsInstagram AdsLanding PagesLead GenerationMarketing StrategySMS MarketingBusiness Websites

Google Ads without the Pity Me bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All digital marketing
More digital marketing

Analytics

Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.

from £200More digital marketing

Conversion Optimisation

Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.

from £350More digital marketing

Email Marketing

Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.

from £79/mo

Google Ads near Pity Me

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Pity Me town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
Get in touch

Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.