Pity Me, County Durham
Landing Pages in Pity Me
Pity Me isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £249
What landing pages looks like round here
High-converting pages built specifically for ad traffic.
We work with Pity Me businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Pity Me businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "landing pages pity me"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Landing Pages — the Pity Me map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Pity Me is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Landing Pages, and a word about Pity Me
Pity Me is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
We're not local to Pity Me, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your Pity Me business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Landing Pages in Pity Me
Fitzgerald Services — Pity Me. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
11 → 40
Enquiries / month
8.6s → 1.2s
Load time
16 days
Built in
£1950
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Pity Me: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Pity Me page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Landing Pages without the Pity Me bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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