Porcupine, Cornwall
Custom Engraving in Porcupine
Half the Porcupine search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £50
What custom engraving looks like round here
Bespoke text, logos and artwork engraved into slate.
We work with Porcupine businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Porcupine businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "custom engraving porcupine"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Custom Engraving — the Porcupine map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Porcupine is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Custom Engraving, and a word about Porcupine
You won't win Porcupine on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Porcupine. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Porcupine job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Custom Engraving in Porcupine
Bellamy Trading — Porcupine. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
11 → 19
Enquiries / month
9.6s → 1.4s
Load time
16 days
Built in
£1450
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Porcupine: Slate Carving
Everything below has its own Porcupine page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Custom Engraving without the Porcupine bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Custom Engraving near Porcupine
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Porcupine town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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