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Porcupine, Cornwall

Bespoke Slate Projects in Porcupine

Porcupine isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.

from £99

What bespoke slate projects looks like round here

One-off slate pieces designed and carved to your brief.

We work with Porcupine businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Porcupine businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "bespoke slate projects porcupine"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Bespoke Slate Projects — the Porcupine map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Porcupine is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Bespoke Slate Projects, and a word about Porcupine

Porcupine is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.

We're not local to Porcupine, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Porcupine process.

Real-world example

Example: Bespoke Slate Projects in Porcupine

Okafor Ltd — Porcupine. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.

What we built

  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile

What happened

The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.

7 → 18

Enquiries / month

7.0s → 1.7s

Load time

15 days

Built in

£1450

Cost

"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."

Also in Porcupine: Slate Carving

Everything below has its own Porcupine page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Address PlaquesBusiness SignsCorporate GiftsCustom EngravingFarm SignsGarden SignsHotel SignsHouse SignsMemorial PlaquesPub Signs

Bespoke Slate Projects without the Porcupine bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All slate carving
More slate carving

Address Plaques

Clear, durable address markers in natural slate.

from £50More slate carving

Business Signs

Professional slate signage for shops, pubs and offices.

from £120More slate carving

Corporate Gifts

Branded slate coasters, plaques and desk items.

from £75

Bespoke Slate Projects near Porcupine

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Porcupine town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
Get in touch

Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.