Porthmeor, Cornwall
Slate Carving in Porthmeor
Your competitors in Porthmeor are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Porthmeor businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Porthmeor businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving porthmeor"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Porthmeor map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Porthmeor is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Porthmeor
You won't win Porthmeor on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Porthmeor job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Porthmeor
Rowntree Ltd — Porthmeor. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 73
Enquiries / month
7.5s → 1.7s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£1650
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Porthmeor: Services
Everything below has its own Porthmeor page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Porthmeor bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Porthmeor
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Porthmeor town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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