Zennor, Cornwall
Slate Carving in Zennor
Your competitors in Zennor are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Zennor businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Zennor businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving zennor"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 196 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Zennor map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Zennor is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Zennor
You won't win Zennor on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Zennor job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Zennor
Okafor Ltd — Zennor. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
10 → 18
Enquiries / month
7.7s → 1.7s
Load time
13 days
Built in
£1650
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Zennor: Services
Everything below has its own Zennor page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Zennor bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Zennor
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Zennor town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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